(Noun): 1) an article or report in the media that is based on exaggerated praise to promote a person, entity, or event. 2) an online journal all about me and my life that is in no way exaggerated or purely promotional, but a true, unbiased and unembellished account of how fabulous I am.
Sunday, August 13, 2006
Hi! I'm Penny! I mean, I'm Miss Moneypenny, but you can call me Penny! I'm super cute and lovey and I have a biiiiiig tongue! *slurp* You're delicious! I wanna lick your face, and your arms, and your shirt, and your jeans, and your neck, and your shoes and...
Hey! Where you going? I thought we were playing! Come back here! *slurp*