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Wednesday, January 18, 2006
Haiku: 01.18.06
Hey, zits on my neck-- Why are you there, wee beasties? God bless turtlenecks.
The name is lame, but the product is awesome, Queen Helene Mint Julep Masque is the best thing for shrinking zits. Just smear a big glob of it on your, err trouble spots at night, go to sleep, and in the morning you'll see the minty magic has whupped your zit into submission. One of the big drugstore change has it, but I forget if it's Sav-On or Long's. Stupid name, great product.
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The name is lame, but the product is awesome, Queen Helene Mint Julep Masque is the best thing for shrinking zits. Just smear a big glob of it on your, err trouble spots at night, go to sleep, and in the morning you'll see the minty magic has whupped your zit into submission. One of the big drugstore change has it, but I forget if it's Sav-On or Long's. Stupid name, great product.
hee hee hee
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