(Noun): 1) an article or report in the media that is based on exaggerated praise to promote a person, entity, or event. 2) an online journal all about me and my life that is in no way exaggerated or purely promotional, but a true, unbiased and unembellished account of how fabulous I am.
Friday, March 07, 2008
Me: "Oh my GOD I am the Worst Swimmer EVER!" Him: "Did you drown and die?" Me: "... no." Him: "Then you are not the Worst Swimmer EVER."